a: Coding in php is almost that hard like if you get rounhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris…

b: You cant create on your blog a Chuck Norris subcategory. Chuck Norris is the pattern of every blog.

c: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a blog`s page rank down to 3. we told before, to Siropel he shouldnt wear beard.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear sun glasses. Sun does wear Chuck-glasses.

You get out of Chuck Norris` eyesight.

Actually Dinasours dessapeared cause they once thought about Chuck Norris.

Google would pay for ads with Chuck Norris even if you don’t click on them!

When Chuck Norris stoond next to the Pope, everybody asked: Who the fuck is that next to Chuck Norris!