E criza. Curentul scump. Oamenii stau pe intuneric. Deci tot mai multi oameni sunt Emo ?!

Am sarbatorit ziua lu’ Twist si ziua Laurei. Am  baut… 1 bere, 2 bere, 3 bere…

S-a prabusit, 1 mort si 3 la spital. S-a brabusit din cazua greutatii… oare stalpii de sustinere de ce nu au rezistat? Ah s-au cumparat materiale suficiente si n-au ajuns nici jumate sa fie folosite. Oare de ce?

Am auzit la stiri ca noroc cu pauza de masa ca altfel erau mai multe victime… din multimea de muncitori care sunt angajati acolo… un zvon auzit de la echipa de acolo: nu erau destui si au cerut ajutor si de la alte echipe… dar care nu au mers ca neh.. ninge. Uite cum lenea romanului salveaza vieti.

Dar totodata poate daca mureau 20 de oameni atunci se respectau standardele de constructie si da bah folosim 2 tone de beton pe stalpul asta, nu 1 tona ca meh o sa tina el amu cat o trebui.

Update: Catre domn’ inginer: Nu calculezi rezistenta materialelor dupa un litru de palinca… ca poate gresesti ceva in calcul si uite ce se poate intampla.

In continuare Poze de la locul accidentului.

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Ete un bilet terorist ..

Zalutam cu rezbekt, Jefu.
 Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns,
tregut fara broblem control la aerobort.
Pastrat dolar american blestemat, bentru construit
aigea bomba, dat jumadate la taxi, jumate furat tigan din buzunar.
Indalnit frate Ahmed, batron magazin, ajudat la mine.
Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, consumat egler broaspat,
intoxicat cu zalmonel, noi ajuns la sbital,
doctor roman durut la cur, noi luat cur fok..
Jefu, gu bomba praf antrax nu putut facut la Romania,
cineva furat antrax, deci ingercat plan bomba cu bum-bum…!
Mutat apartament frate Ahmed, adus mult frumos aminde de tara mia,
fara apa la robinet, geamm sparte ca la Beirut,
tigle kazut cap cind vind bate.
Urmarit PROTV emiziune explozia camion azotat,
facut frica la mine. Astia romani are tupeu nu gluma !
Urgent trebuie recrutat, jefu ! Bomba cu azotat mare efect aveam…
Inderesat pilotat avion bentru lovit gladire la roman.
Vazut delevizor, aparat zbor MIG brabusit singur in ogor la taran,
plus taran roman stricat singur gladire, adormit beat ,
tigara abrinsa, murit soacra, facut chef mare la ei…
Draga Jefu, gineva furat la mine gas pastrat bentru bus la bomba,
iar azeara, gind iesit cumbarat baclava, exblodat budelie la barter.
Aicia la Romania, mult cretin!
Zbierat, zguibat la sin, cacat be mine de frica !
Jefu, ma indorg acasa!
Asta romani nu are nevoie de terorism, face singur treaba.
	
Hussein

Pe drum de la Zalau spre Oradea undeva inainte de satul Port (Si da este si satul Ip) in jur de ora 1:00.

Politist: Buna seara, politia de control, actele va rog.

Eu: Poftiti – si ii dau permisul / talonul / rovigneta.

Politist: Nu-mi dati mie rovigneta… pentru asa drum nici nu ma intereseaza.. e o hartie pentru altcineva…

Eu: Bine ca am platit-o azi.

(Acum Nea’ Politai se uita la talon / permis cu lanterna tot mai incruntat… nu gaseaca nimic neinregula – cred ca-i trebuia bani de tzigari)

Politist: Buletinul !

Eu: Poftiti.

(Acum studia si buletin / permis / talon – si mai incruntat se uita la ele.. ups am toate in regula, uimitor)

Politist: De la Marghita veniti ?

Eu: De la Zalau venim.

Politist: Ahh ( si fata de uimit ). Da aveti trusa de prim ajutor si stingator?

Eu: Da!

Politist: Da 2 triunghiuri reflectorizante aveti ?

Eu: Cred ca am 2… unul singur am.

Politist: Credeti ca aveti doua numa ?! Hmmmm…

(inca 1 min studiaza permis / buletin / talon )

Politist: Am sa va las cu un avertisment verbal sa va luati 2 triunghiuri. O seara buna sa aveti ! – ca sa vezi ca nu ai avut pt. ce sa ma amendezi – of of

• Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one?
• If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Can a guy named Nick have a ‘nick ‘name?
• If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
• If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
• Do vampires get AIDS?
• Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?
• If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
• Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
• Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
• If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?
• How can you hear yourself think?
• If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
• Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
• If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• What’s a question with no answer called?
• Why is a square meal served on round plates?
• Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
• If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
• Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
• If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
• Can you cry under water?
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?